Baseball

 I am not a big sports fan.  I read the sports section of the paper so I can hold my own during conversations at work.  I have noticed that Spring Training has started, that’s a baseball thing if you weren’t aware.  Baseball, the national pastime, is also used as allusion to how far you have gotten with a sexual partner.  There we go, you were wondering when the sex was going to enter this discussion.   As they say, “Play Ball!”

Who’s on first?  (I couldn’t resist that one.)   First base is often used to refer to kissing, especially “French Kissing” you know, involving generous use of the tongue, by one, or even better, both partners.

What’s on second?  Getting to second base involves petting, fondling or groping, especially of the breasts or genitals, usually clothed. A little more involved than just copping a feel.

I don’t know’s on third.  All right that’s enough of that, descriptions of third base vary but usually include non-coital (no penetration) orgasm.  Either clothed; such as dry humping or frottage (look that one up), or, with nudity; fingering, mutual masturbation, oral sex, etc.  These activities are also referred to as heavy petting, or for the more erudite among you, outercourse.

Finally, there’s the Home Run, going all the way, sexual intercourse.

There’s also a grand slam, or what is sometimes referred to as, “playing extra innings” both of which can be used as references to anal intercourse.

I don’t have any examples of anal by Dud so I’ll just show a rear entry illustration and you can use your imagination.

A common mnemonic for the bases is "French, feel, finger, fuck."

That’s it sports fans.

Live Long and Prosper,
-DMG

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